鱼的自白
作者:赵旭东
有人叫我老九、顺治、狗蛋,我是福临,盗用汉字,顺便盗用汉人、汉宫。
爹死了,娘傻了。
叔们把八个哥打入冷宫,让6岁的我坐皇位上班,蛐蛐儿不让玩。
24岁那年我死在位子上,有人说我病死,有人说我毒死,有人说我睡死。
沈阳宫是北京宫1/40,京宫是草原1/40。
剩下14个未成年,
老大死了,老二疯了,八旗飘了。
只好交给剩下最长的老三8岁的玄烨,
欧盟工会反对无效。
经九九八十一变,
死后我改名乔治。
投胎在一个新大陆,领军独立后不愿再君主。
铁打曹营或阴曹,
流水兵。
大家轮番吃饱,
实行民选总桶。
把白宫改为沈宫的1/40,
后来有人把首都改成了我的名字,
是我死后的事了。
1/40,实数为1/12。
听说火箭了,
火星了,
AI了,
蒲松龄了,
瓦特了,
文艺复兴了,
三星堆玩过了。
五亿年前,
我是一条活鱼。
来自星光投影,
去往下一场梦。
Confessions of Fish
Zhαo Ⅹudong
Some people call me Lao Jiu, Shunzhi, and Goudan. I am Fulin, stealing Chinese characters and also stealing Han people and Han Palace.
Dad is dead, Mom is stupid.
Uncle sent eight brothers to the cold palace. Let me, who is 6 years old, sit on the throne to work and not let crickets play.
When I was 24 years old, I died in my seat. Some people said I died of illness, some said I was poisoned, and some said I slept to death.
Shenyang Palace is 1/40 of Beijing Palace, and Beijing Palace is 1/40 of Grassland.
There are 14 minors left.
The boss is dead, the second one is crazy, and the Eight Banners are flying.
I had to hand it over to the longest remaining third child, 8-year-old Xuan Ye.
EU trade unions oppose invalidity.
After 981 transformations,
After my death, I changed my name to George.
Reincarnated in a new continent, unwilling to become a monarch after leading an independent army.
Tie Da Cao Camp or Yin Cao,
Flowing soldiers.
Everyone took turns eating,
Implement a general election system.
Change the White House to 1/40 of the Shen Palace,
Later, someone changed the capital to my name,
It's after I die.
1/40, the real number is 1/12.
I heard about rockets,
Mars has arrived,
AI has arrived,
Pu Songling is old,
Carter has arrived,
The Renaissance has begun,
I have played Sanxingdui.
Five hundred million years ago,
I am a live fish.
From starlight projection,
Go to the next dream.
